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\begin{equation*}x^2<math> crack to enjoy." 

The opening theme goes like this: 'Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo dah doo doo.'

== Plot (or lack thereof) ==

The game begins with its heroine, [[Yuna]], whom we see taking a lot of [[heroin]]. Yuna, who seems to have gotten on with her life, is actually on a quest to save her one true boyfriend from the previous game, Aeris, although the name is never explicitly mentioned. She does so by staying online for two weeks straight by surfing the most hardcore of webpages for near-impossible methods of preventing Aeris from dying, (e.g. covering any physical attacks) only to be put down by a SquareSauft programmer who admits that the feat is entirely impossible. 

''Note: The relation between SquareSauft and Square-Enux is very close. You simply replace the "Sauft" with "-Enux"''

Also returning to the sequel is Rikku James, with her famous catch phrase, "I'm Rikku James, bitch." Rikku's only known contribution to the game is being a third wheel in everything. 

The "new girl" of the group is Paine, named after the mythological Greek creature, Lyndon LaRouche. Her memorable character traits include sitting quietly and not saying anything.

Playing the game is actually a study in futility, as the first boss you party faces is legendary [[Esquilax]], a creature born with the head of a rabbit, and the body of a rabbit. With 999,999,999 HP, your party never stands a chance and is thus vanquished to Square's "Why did we make this again?" vault. 

However, this is only the Japanese version. The accepted, North American version of the game is thus:


        Final Fantasy X-2 is a game where three RPG girls decide to forget about their goal, but instead, decided to seduce each other and have a porno fest.

== Voices ==

'''Yuna:''' Hedy LaMaar

'''Rikku James:''' Tara Reid

'''As herself:''' Paine\end{equation*}
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